I mean really what is better than getting a drunk person really wide awake at 3am before they drive home from a bar? What about all of the nice people like me who are not affected by caffeine and just need something nice to drink on their way home from a hectic day of serving morons martinis? This is a win win situation that I think you need to consider.
Oh and don't forget that Tim Horton's and Dunkin Donut's are totally taking all of your would be night time customers. Don't let them step up on you like that.
Love,
Me.
